Self-pimpage!

My fic services are up for auction at the AO3 fundraiser!  And I can't believe I've already been bid on, holy crap.  The auction closes on April 25, and I'm offering at least 1,000 words (but probably a lot more) of the pairings/fandoms I usually write (except for White Collar -- I'm like a season and a half behind on that show because I can't get the episodes from the interwebs, wtf).  So, yeah.  Bid away!