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the_deep_magic) wrote2007-04-27 09:37 pm
the_deep_magic) wrote2007-04-27 09:37 pm
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The One-Act Play: Act II
Setting: a local Chinese restaurant. Mom and Dad have already gotten a table
Me: Hello! Sorry I missed your phone call earlier.
Dad: That's alright. I just had a question about The X Files.
Me: Go for it.
Dad: Who is Diana Fowley?
(awkward pause)
Me: I can't say that word at the dinner table.
Fin.
Also, Thing That Pisses Me Off #3749: obnoxiously cute couples who get professional (non-wedding) photos taken together and post them all over the internet to show everyone how perfect they are. I'm not one of those people that's always got to have a significant other, but come on. Especially when I know she stole him from a "friend" in the first place.
Ahem. Forgive me, it's been a bit of a bad... decade. So now, do I watch Akira Kurosawa's masterpiece The Seven Samurai, or the Simpsons Tree House of Horror 16? I think you know the answer to that.
Oh, yes, the train trip! Great fun, except I came very close to strangling Shannon in an Au Bon Pain next to the FBI building.
Me: Hello! Sorry I missed your phone call earlier.
Dad: That's alright. I just had a question about The X Files.
Me: Go for it.
Dad: Who is Diana Fowley?
(awkward pause)
Me: I can't say that word at the dinner table.
Fin.
Also, Thing That Pisses Me Off #3749: obnoxiously cute couples who get professional (non-wedding) photos taken together and post them all over the internet to show everyone how perfect they are. I'm not one of those people that's always got to have a significant other, but come on.
Ahem. Forgive me, it's been a bit of a bad... decade. So now, do I watch Akira Kurosawa's masterpiece The Seven Samurai, or the Simpsons Tree House of Horror 16? I think you know the answer to that.
Oh, yes, the train trip! Great fun, except I came very close to strangling Shannon in an Au Bon Pain next to the FBI building.
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