where are the ticky boxes when i need them now and most desperately? ALL OF THE OPTIONS.

can't even imagine what they would say to each other. chris would be like, 'would you avoid people that look like they're going to choke you? just sayin'. i mean, it would benefit both of us, really.' OH NO, MINE ARE FIGHTING, NOT FUCKING. D:
quick, the dildo! *schlings it into place*

(yeah, hello again. <:D )