I blame Dudley Do-Right

[the_deep_magic]

Okay, I complain about my job, but today I basically got paid to sit in a little pod in the library and write porn for 4 hours.  It just might be worth putting up with all the willfully ignorant students and That Annoying Guy.  Well, to a reasonable extent.

The White Collar kink meme (collarkink) makes me giggle.  The mods enforce anonymity pretty hardcore, which is probably what kink memes are supposed to do, but I'm used to trek_rpf_kink as well as my flist, where it's all "HEY, IT'S the_deep_magic, YOU BITCHES WANNA WRITE ME SOMETHING WHERE THE ENTIRE CAST DRESS UP AS CANADIAN MOUNTIES AND JIZZ ON ZQ'S FACE?  AND THEN HE CHOKES CHRIS WITH HIS COCK?  OH, AND NOAH TOTALLY GETS IT ON WITH HAROLD.  THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME."

Huh, I was totally trying to make a point there a second ago.  Well, it's gone now.

Comments

[aliassmith.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I can't tell you how many times watching that do-gooder cartoon mounty has made me wish for bukkake porn. I mean, really, it practically writes itself.

But yes, being a post-grad with free wireless access and not too many contact hours has definitely made my life all the more porn-a-licious.

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Zach would make an EXCELLENT Snidley Whiplash. He's even got his very own Muttley! And Chris as the utterly clueless Dudley? Oh lord no, I am NOT writing a Hanna Barbera crossover.

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Oops, it's actually Dick Dastardly who has Muttley. But they're practically the same guy, right?