Adventures in Figurative Language

And the Awkward Simile Award goes to...

Sylar: "My mind was fuzzy, like an orange that's been left out too long."

I definitely glanced around at the non-existant people in my living room in a "Wait... did that just happen?  Did he just say that?" moment.  I now have a clear mental picture of the whiteboard in the Heroes writers' workspace:

THINGS THAT ARE FUZZY
Puppies
Tribbles
Velcro (one side only)
Your mom's upper lip
Oranges (fresh)
Oranges that have been left out too long
 

Fortunately, this line was followed by lots and lots of shirtless!ZQ, so I survived.  Oy.

Oh, fuck you too, LJ

Sorry, had to separate these into a new post because LJ kept eating a big chunk in the middle, even though I fixed the HTML myself.  Not that I really know what I'm doing, but still.

EDIT: FUCKSTICKS, IT DID IT AGAIN.  Switching to manual.

Pinto recs:

Close (R) by weasleyswit for Sinfest v.7, where I prompted an interrupted wedding.  Guaranteed to leave a big, goofy grin on your face.

http://community.livejournal.com/stxi_sinfest/3376.html?thread=563504

There's No Place Like Home (NC-17) for trekrpfexchange (author not yet revealed).  Just some hot, sweet, fluffy lovin' in the shower.  Wonderfully slow-paced and sexy.

http://community.livejournal.com/trekrpfexchange/18325.html

And lastly, though this wasn't written for me, some glorious anon has been writing A Christmas Carol AU in which the ghosts of Trek past have come to show Chris the error of his ways (in that he hasn't jumped Zach yet).  Still a WIP, but the Ghost of Christmas Past?  The Shat.   Need I say more?

http://community.livejournal.com/trek_rpf_kink/2887.html?thread=3419207#t3419207

IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, I AM CANCELLING THE INTERNET AND EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO GET THEIR PORN BY MAIL LIKE THE OLD DAYS.