FIC: Star Trek RPS -- The W Files

Title: The W Files
Pairing: Pinto
Word Count: 5,551
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: This isn’t even close to true.
Summary: Zach respects Chris’ privacy – he does, really – but it seems that Chris barely respects Chris’ privacy. Why else would he have a folder under “Downloads” on his hard drive labeled “WANK”?
A/N: If you need a (totally SFW) visual, this is the website mentioned in the fic. As one insightful commenter says, “The one on the left beats you into a bloody pulp with a baseball bat. The one on the right cuts open your skull to study your brain. Pick your poison.”
Son of A/N: Originally posted anonymously at trekrpfexchange, reposted here with a few minor edits.

( Not a bad-looking guy, this Eli Roth. Zach approves. )

(no subject)

Dad took me and the sister out to lunch today.  As usual, they started talking about football.

Sister: They kept saying that guy was a "true freshman."  What does that mean?

Dad: Well, a freshman can play a game or two in his first year, then the coaches can decide to red-shirt him--

Me: They take him down to the planet and KILL him?!

Dad: ::laughs::

Sister:  ::looks confused::

Ha ha, I crack me up.