I am Jack's postnasal drip.

So apparently there is a great -- and thusfar unmet -- need in this fandom for Chris in a collar?  I just might have to keep writing this series, but I need a name for it.  Any suggestions?  I'm terrible with titles.

I watched Dancing with the Stars (well, part of it) for the first time last week, then again this week, since recent RPF developments have made me curious about Evan Lysacek.  NGL, everything I know about him comes from perdiccas, therefore when the judges made that comment about "not connecting" with his partner, my first thought was "because she has laaaaaady parts!"  He and Michael Kors ought to have a bronze-off to see who can be the most orange.

Anyway, I don't think I'll keep up with the show -- I like watching Evan and Niecy Nash is 12 different flavors of awesome, but I don't give two shits about anyone else.  (Clarification: I have no beef with Buzz Aldrin, but do they have to play up the horny grandpa angle?  More importantly, do I have to watch it?  No.  That's what The Soup is for.  God bless you, Joel McHale.)

I swear there was something else I wanted to ramble on about, but it's escaped me at the moment.  I'm sure it was most inspired and witty.  Well, carry on and we'll see if I remember it later.

And now: food

I remembered what I wanted to say!  Well, it's a question, actually: does anybody have any good guacamole or hummus recipes?  Preferably not involving complicated kitchen equipment?  Yes, I could Google it, but I honestly wouldn't know just from looking at the recipe whether the end result would be delicious guacamole or, say, green napalm.  I am partial to roasted red pepper in my hummus, if that helps.

New favorite thing ever: a Panera strawberries and cream scone with Nutella all over it.  Because otherwise, it's just too breakfast-y for dessert. ;o)

Speaking of brand name chocolate hazelnut spreads, the back of my Nutella jar says "An example of a tasty yet balanced breakfast: a glass of skim milk, orange juice, and Nutella on whole wheat bread."  Really, Nutella?  Really?  I will always love you, but I am beginning to think you are stretching the truth.