FIC: Star Trek RPS -- Jiggle

Title: Jiggle
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: R
Word Count: 800
Disclaimer: Sweet, zaftig lies.
Summary: Sometimes an actor must make sacrifices for his art.  Sometimes those sacrifices turn Zach the fuck on.
A/N: Holy crap, an actual comment-length comment!fic!  For this prompt at trek_rpf_kink.

( He buys himself one shit-brown jumbo hoodie from Walmart and refuses to take it off in public. Ever. )

Yet another motherfucking ass-groping Friday is nearly upon us

Haven't had a rec post in a while, so here are some marvelous things what were written for me.  All are Pinto.

Outbursts by ewinfic (NC-17) -- You've probably all read this by now (and if you haven't, DO IT DO IT DO IT), but go read it again.  Painfullyawkward!Chris is hilarious.

one million motherfuckers in the u s of a with bad farmers tan and varicose veins by sidnihoudini (PG-13) -- For the prompt "Chris Pine's tanning disaster."  Heh heh heh.

keeping quite the collection by sidnihoudini (NC-17) -- Chris and Zach try to spice up their sex life

Pinto + baby anteater by perdiccas (PG-13ish) -- So cute it hurts.  No, really, I think I might have to take something for the pain.

Actually, someone in my apartment complex was blasting the Spice Girls a few minutes ago and BAM, instant tension headache.  So it wasn't the baby anteater that did it, but still.  I'm-a go eat some chocolate and lie face down on the floor for a while.

ETA: Now it's Meredith Brooks' "Bitch," which is better, but accompanied by "singing."  I'm considering taking up a pain pill addiction.