FIC: Star Trek RPS -- Tongue-in-Cheek

Title: Tongue-in-Cheek
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Word Count: 2,718
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Promises: rimming, fingering
Disclaimer: Filthy lies
Summary: “This isn’t working – it’s not gonna fit,” Chris groans, burying his face in the pillow.
A/N: For this prompt at trek_rpf_kink.  Just porn and snark, really.  Sorry about the title, but I was assured no bricks would be thrown at my head.

( “That’s what porn taught me. Well, that and the unadvertised perks of working in the field of prison security.” )