Every prophet in her house

Well, I'm off of work for the next 2 to 4 weeks, depending on how soon in the new semester they can find money to pay me.  Yay, it's a surprise! :oP  I may have to resort to Plan B, namely standing out front of the Chuck E. Cheese and making balloon animals for tips.  Is that considered soliciting?

Anyhoo, I finally got around to watching a couple episodes of White Collar today, and hm.  Yes.  That is.  Quite amazingly slashy, actually.  Anybody have any good fic recs?  I've already found A Sure Thing and Figure It Out by lightgetsin (both of which are fantastic -- a perfect balance of character development and super-hot pr0n).

Bomer's cute and all, but I've had a bit of a thing for Tim DeKay since Carnivale.  Did anyone else watch that?  Okay, it kind of turned into an apocalyptic train wreck there at the end, but it was never boring.  I never read any fic or got involved in the fandom, but I shipped Jonesy/Rita Sue so hard, you have no idea.  When she takes off his leg brace to kiss the scars on his knee and he's like two seconds away from completely breaking down?  OMG, swoon.  Shit, now I'm going to have to go find that episode.

Hard to take the show completely seriously, though -- the voice of the demonic villain priest dude sounded super-familiar, so I IMDb'd him.  He moonlights as Mr. Krabs from Spongebob.  Arrrr arararararar....

EDIT: Sorry, Jachary-fied Spock, I'm bringing back my Jonesy icon.  Also, I found the scene I was talking about here, and it's actually SFW.

( Some background for the scene, if you want it. )

Wow, I kind of actually miss this show.

FIC: Star Trek RPS -- My Heart Could Take a Chance (If My Two Feet Could Find a Way)

Title: My Heart Could Take a Chance (If My Two Feet Could Find a Way)
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Word Count: 4,568
Rating: PG-13
Warning: first person POV
Summary: They've got to kiss eventually, right? (Can be read as a prequel to First, but meant to stand on its own.)
A/N: Written for dante_s_hell's prompt at pintofest Luau: kisses.  Title lovingly misquoted from Scissor Sisters’ “I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’”

( You can't make me dance around but your two-step makes my chest pound )