STRPS -- You Had Me at "Pon Farr"

Title: You Had Me at “Pon Farr”

Author:the_deep_magic

Pairing: Pinto

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: CRACK, bondage, plot devices

Word Count: 8,209

Disclaimer: I don’t know them. Nor did I come up with the concept of Pon Farr, though I truly wish I had. Would’ve been more like “every seven days,” though…

Summary: Zach goes through Pon Farr. Yup. Prompted forever ago here at the kink meme.

A/N: I have no doubt done horrible things to ST canon (and possibly reality itself) here, but I maintain it is all justified under the noble banner of crack!fic.

( Chris has never actually seen a doorbell short out before. )

STRPS -- What You See

Title: What You See
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Word Count: 4,055
Rating: hard R
Warnings: angst, dirty talk
Summary: for this prompt at the kink meme – Chris has body image issues. Seriously. All he can focus on are his flaws and he hates himself when he looks in the mirror. He can't talk to anyone about them [be]cause no one will take him seriously. Until someone (idc who) actually witnesses him picking himself apart.
A/N: I am working on the last part of Yellow Light! I am! I just keep getting distracted by irresistible prompts such as this. 
 

( Everybody knows Chris is vain. )

 

STRPS -- Our Thing

Title: Our Thing
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10,464
Warnings/Promises: semi-public bj, frotting, mirrors, bits o’ angst, mutual masturbation
Disclaimer: I do not know these gentlemen, but it pleases me to tell you lies about them.
Summary: In which Chris is unduly tense and Zach is willing to help…
A/N: Written for this prompt at the kink meme. It was supposed to be a cutesy fill, but then shit got real on me. Also, please note that I have nothing against the French and have no idea whether they appreciate the Trek franchise – they just made for a handy whipping boy.

 

( Okay, I’ve got an idea, but you’ve got to promise not to freak out on me. )

STRPS -- I Can Stay 'Til It's Time to Go

Title: I Can Stay ‘Til It’s Time to Go
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Word Count: 9,258
Rating: R (for language and non-explicit sexual situations)
Warning: angst --> schmoop
Disclaimer: Ain’t mine, didn’t happen
Beta: the lovely perdiccas
Summary: A New Year’s Eve party in which they have broken up, the orange salsa is radioactive, and everyone wants to kiss Zoe’s boyfriend.
A/N: Written for pintofest the first. Prompt is here (linking because of slight spoilers)

 

( Zoe, it’s okay. I’m over it. )

STRPS -- Eleven Conversations About One Thing

Title: Eleven Conversations About One Thing
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto (preceded by Chris/OMCs)
Word Count: 8,824
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: bad!sex with OCs, TMI!Chris
Disclaimer: A pack of lies
Beta: perdiccas
Summary: The fact is that Chris has exactly two levels of interpersonal boundaries: 1) the Great Wall of China and 2) nothing.
A/N: Written for pintofest the first. Title stolen from a movie I never saw. Don’t think this is what it’s about, though.

( Zach used to think that Chris never opened up to anyone. This is not entirely true. )