Okay, was it, like, EVERYONE'S birthday in the past few weeks, and I missed the memo? I would be sorrier, but I'm shitty about remembering RL friends' birthdays, too, so... happy fucking birthday, everyone! Cannot do fic for presents, as I am already waaaaay behind on All The Fics, but I can make tiny origami cranes, or take pictures of various amusing objects if you would like.