I blame Dudley Do-Right

[the_deep_magic]

Okay, I complain about my job, but today I basically got paid to sit in a little pod in the library and write porn for 4 hours.  It just might be worth putting up with all the willfully ignorant students and That Annoying Guy.  Well, to a reasonable extent.

The White Collar kink meme (collarkink) makes me giggle.  The mods enforce anonymity pretty hardcore, which is probably what kink memes are supposed to do, but I'm used to trek_rpf_kink as well as my flist, where it's all "HEY, IT'S the_deep_magic, YOU BITCHES WANNA WRITE ME SOMETHING WHERE THE ENTIRE CAST DRESS UP AS CANADIAN MOUNTIES AND JIZZ ON ZQ'S FACE?  AND THEN HE CHOKES CHRIS WITH HIS COCK?  OH, AND NOAH TOTALLY GETS IT ON WITH HAROLD.  THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME."

Huh, I was totally trying to make a point there a second ago.  Well, it's gone now.

Comments

[crys48270.livejournal.com]

Oh my god...my gut hurts now, I just downed a personal pan pizza from subway, and the bit about the kink meme had me going, too much, too soon. Poor Harold...he's seriously not mentioned enough for one, but The poor thing would probably have to bottom for Noah. Wow...I don't think I shouldve gone that far... o.O

While your job unintentionally let's you write porn for hours, mine let's me (again, unintentionally) read porn for a few hours. I mean stuff gets done...but I need to stay awake somehow.

[aliassmith.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I can't tell you how many times watching that do-gooder cartoon mounty has made me wish for bukkake porn. I mean, really, it practically writes itself.

But yes, being a post-grad with free wireless access and not too many contact hours has definitely made my life all the more porn-a-licious.

[danack.livejournal.com]

ROFL at your last comment!!! Their inability to keep you occupied is our gain bb.

[fatty-fat.livejournal.com]

write porn for 4 hours

this is pleasing news. *steeples fingers*

canadian mounties, eh? pfff i didn't just

wait, wait. don't they have those weird puffs on their thighs?
w/e, zoe could pull it off.

[ewinfic.livejournal.com]

Yet more proof that Our Fandom Can Lick Your Fandom.

I don't even need to dorkily call out the double entendre.

That's how awesome our fandom is.

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

the point is obviously that you should write that fic.

[tikra.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

oh well, we are just in the best. fandom. ever.

with the most amazing people.

and stories.

and shenanigans.


:)

[gryffin-draco.livejournal.com]

LMAO! I don't know what's worse: the fact that I could see someone actually requesting that (cause you know we're all nuts in the Trek RPF world) or the fact that I could see someone actually FILLING that. XDXDXD

It's always odd going into new fandoms and getting used to the slightly different way they do things.

[lavender-basil.livejournal.com]

Ha! So much win in this post!

And, White Collar, you say? I haven't seen it but I've been meaning to watch an episode. Hmmm...

[blue-jack.livejournal.com]

LOL, I never anon when posting a request or a fill. I don't know what that says about me...other than I apparently have no online shame and am a dirty, dirty girl. *shrugs*

[snapechic76.livejournal.com]

Yes, we are rather different aren't we? There is so much G and PG rated fic there too. I'm like where is all the NC-17? *is a pervert* But I do love me some White Collar.

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

I actually feel more comfortable writing porn at work than reading it, since writing doesn't leave a browser history. Also, I generally don't get too worked up while writing it, but READING it...

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Zach would make an EXCELLENT Snidley Whiplash. He's even got his very own Muttley! And Chris as the utterly clueless Dudley? Oh lord no, I am NOT writing a Hanna Barbera crossover.

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Our fandom is working on triple and even quadruple entendres. That is how awesome we are.

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Bukkake doesn't actually do anything for me. Chris in a Mountie uniform, on the other hand...

NO. STOP THAT.

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeah, we all know each other's kinks pretty well by now. ;o)

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

It's totally worth watching! And not just for the slash factor (which is INSANELY high, BTW) -- the writing is actually really good, even if some of the plots are kind of... convoluted. Check it out if you get the chance!

Craps, now I need a White Collar icon.

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Most of the stuff I've found that is NC-17 is short, PWP stuff. I want something longer and plotty and smutty at the same time!

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Oops, it's actually Dick Dastardly who has Muttley. But they're practically the same guy, right?

[snapechic76.livejournal.com]

MTE! I keep looking and but I haven't found one to satisfy me yet. There is soooo much potential there for heartbreaking vulnerable Neal and strong Peter! It is so frustrating. If you find anything outstanding please let me know. Even better, you could write one *subtlety failure*.

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

I've rec'd these two before, but in case you haven't read them: A Sure Thing (http://lightgetsin.livejournal.com/299830.html) (Peter/Neal) and Figure It Out (http://lightgetsin.livejournal.com/301649.html) (Neal/Peter/El) both by lightgetsin are by far my favorites.

And I DO hope to write more myself!

[crys48270.livejournal.com]

I can understand with the bastardly browser history. Long as no one picks up my phone and goes to use the internet on it (sprint plan, that 69.99 deal with unlimt web), which my goddamn brother did the other day, and I don't know what he saw! But its his own damn fault for playing with a phone that aint his...

As far as getting worked up when reading, the first time I read 'Zach and Chris Make A Porno', I was in the middle of a BBQ at my boyfriends parents house, and right after the part w/ Chris rimming Zach...well, it couldve been an embarassing situation to say the least. It doesn't take a lot for me to get worked up!