Inevitability

[the_deep_magic]

Okay, so we've had Chris fucking a pie and getting fucked by a water bottle.  Who's going to be the one to write the (LAMILL) coffee enema?


And NO, it's not going to be me, because I'm a) busy trying to beat the last part of Training Wheels into shape and b) a member of Team Pie.  I MAKE NO APOLOGIES.  IT HAS FRUITY FILLING.  MUCH LIKE CHRIS WHEN ZACH IS IN TOWN.

Comments

[bbuttercup.livejournal.com]

HEY! I haven't read that yet, you spoiling, spoiler!

hmmmm, where's that tab :o)

[fatty-fat.livejournal.com]

SNORF.

I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS WATER BOTTLE FIC. sounds painful. smart water is not small water.

team pie is tastier.

all i can think of is how fast the caffeine would enter your system. and the flailing of twitchy limbs. someone gon' get kicked in the face. or maybe he's such an addict that it doesn't even register.

...why is this idea actually sounding like... good? coffee butt is... hot?

this fandom has changed me. :'D

[amijoe.livejournal.com]

Warm wine enemas get you almost instantly drunk. And it's not like you even have to buy the good stuff for the taste, either :)

[tikra.livejournal.com]

...coffee enema.....

*glances at her morning coffee on the table next to her*

...eh...

....

... i dunno if i still wanna drink you T_T