Ha ha, okay, I don't know if I've told this before, but the deep throating of the Snickers bar is based on Real Life Events. A friend of mine (who shall remain nameless) was dragged to the front of the theatre for her initiation and probably singled out because she is so shy and sweet-looking. But let me tell you, everyone was impressed with her performance. I got off easy -- all I had to do was put a V on my forehead with red lipstick and scream "I AM NO LONGER A FUCKING VIRGIN." I think there were also some pelvic thrusts involved.
And I can't believe I have to ask this, but... which porno fic? Zach and Chris Make a Porno or The Steelrod Chronicles?
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Date: 2011-08-01 03:08 am (UTC)Ha ha, okay, I don't know if I've told this before, but the deep throating of the Snickers bar is based on Real Life Events. A friend of mine (who shall remain nameless) was dragged to the front of the theatre for her initiation and probably singled out because she is so shy and sweet-looking. But let me tell you, everyone was impressed with her performance. I got off easy -- all I had to do was put a V on my forehead with red lipstick and scream "I AM NO LONGER A FUCKING VIRGIN." I think there were also some pelvic thrusts involved.
And I can't believe I have to ask this, but... which porno fic? Zach and Chris Make a Porno or The Steelrod Chronicles?