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Title: Pool Boy
Author: [livejournal.com profile] the_deep_magic
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 981
Warning: crack, crack, and more crack
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me.
Summary: Just because it's shore leave doesn't mean Spock's off duty.
A/N: I don't even know, you guys, it was just such a great mental image.  Fills the domestic/tradesman square on my Kink Bingo card.

Expand'There's a dress code.' )

the_deep_magic: A nightmare inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka! (He'd probably say "gonads")
Grrr.  Am frustrated with my apparent inability to finish anything.  I just started another fic when I have at least 12 others in the works.  DAMN MY CRACKY 3 AM IDEAS!

Also, I have fallen woefully behind on my Kirk/Spock reading.  Please to comment and rec your favorite K/S fics, especially from the last few months, preferably of medium length (2,000-10,000 wds -- I already have a ton of longer fics on my to-read list), decently smutty, and with at least a semi-happy ending, but I'll take what I can get.

DO IT DO IT DO IT
the_deep_magic: A nightmare inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka! (Default)

Title: Reverse the Polarities

Author: [info]the_deep_magic

Pairing: Kirk/girl!Spock

Word Count: 2,344

Rating: NC-17

Warning: het (ish)
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters and I'm not making any money.

Summary: “Captain, I believe our current circumstances warrant some… scientific exploration.”

A/N: Obligatory genderswap porn. No plot whatsoever.

 

 

ExpandDoes it really matter how it happened? )
the_deep_magic: (So then that happened)

So I had this whole rant typed out about how my job is actually making me stupid(er), but then I figured I ought to just rec some porn instead.  (And I am totally not copying [info]ewinfic; I was actually going to do this yesterday and forgot, so there!)  Anyway, here is some magical stuff what was written for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Pinto:

Dirty Pool by[info]withthepilot
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Zach fucks Chris on a pool table.  It's not their pool table.

Untitled by anonymous over at [info]trek_rpf_kink
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Sounding  (Not sure why I anon'd to prompt and comment -- I've written weirder.  Must've been feeling shy.)

Mastermind by [info]jackschism (for Sinfest v.3)
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: "That is the LAST time I let you borrow something out of my closet."

Systematic || It Starts With, Ends With by [info]x_carnivale_x (for [info]trekrpfexchange)
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Chris is completely obsessed with Zach's hair. He loves touching it, playing with it, etc., mostly when it hasn't got any mousse/gel/gunk in it. So, naturally, he steals all of Zach's hair products and holds them for ransom. Sexytimes are a bonus, but cuddling is fine, too.

No Pain Inside, You're My Protection by [info]b_dsaint (for Sinfest v.4)
Rating: R (for drug use)
Prompt: One of them's detoxing; the other helps him through it.

Kirk/Spock:

The Cuddling Conundrum by [info]ewinfic (for Sinfest v.3)
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Spock overhears from someone (probably Bones) that Kirk loves to cuddle. This whole "cuddling" thing is completely foreign to Vulcans, so Spock decides he has to learn how before he can approach Kirk for naughty times. How does Spock learn to cuddle? In-depth research, asking awkward questions, etc.

Miscalculations by [info]rockinhamburger (for Sinfest v.4)
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Kirk/Spock first time -- someone manages to slip Spock the intergalactic equivalent of ecstacy. Kirk reeeeally doesn't want to take advantage, but he's got hot Vulcan hands all over him...

Go read these if you haven't already, as they are wonderful and their authors are GQMFs, every one of them!

And I am working on Yellow Light!  I am!  I just keep getting waylaid by plotbunnies with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth (also fishnets and six-inch heels -- but that will all be revealed in due time). 

the_deep_magic: A nightmare inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka! (Default)
Title: Ripe
Author: the_deep_magic
Fandom: ST:XI
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 534
Disclaimer: Sadly, they do not belong to me
Prompt: Spock likes to watch.  Kirk knows that Spock watches him all the time and decides to give him a show he won't soon forget.
A/N: Originally posted at the Poor Man's Sinfest v.2

 

ExpandApparently, Kirk has been – as McCoy might say – “on to him” this whole time. Either that or he has recently lost the ability to properly consume food. )

 

 

the_deep_magic: A nightmare inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka! (Default)

Title: In Which Much Unpleasantness is Prevented
Author:[info]the_deep_magic

Fandom: AOS

Pairing: Kirk/Spock if you squint
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: Space Seed (probably not gonna make much sense unless you've seen it)

Disclaimer: not mine
A/N: Just a silly little dialogue-only drabble I wrote after watching Space Seed

 
 

“Well, he finally woke up, but I’ve got him sedated until his vitals stabilize.   I don’t know, something about him just seems a little… off.”

 

“It’s gotta be the chest waxing. He give you a name?”

 

“Said his name’s Khan.”

 

“Huh.”

 

“Jim?”

 

“We report finding these guys to HQ yet?”

 

“I don’t think so. Why?”

 

“No reason, just something Spock Prime said. Hey, do me a favor and go tell our Spock I said ‘happy birthday.’”

 

“His birthday’s not for another three months.”

 

“Yeah, well, he’s getting his present a little early this year. Oh, and lemme borrow your phaser…”

the_deep_magic: (Capt. Jack Brannigan)

Title: Pink

Author:[info]the_deep_magic
Written For: [info]marionetteblue3

Pairing: Kirk/Spock

Rating: NC-17 (for the swearin’ and the sexxin’ – but mostly the sexxin’)

Word Count: 6,761

Disclaimer: I own nothing and I’m making no money from this. This fic is not affiliated in any way with the Aerosmith song of the same name, but it did get stuck in my head several times while writing this.

Summary: As per request, this story contains awkward!sex, debauched!Spock, extensive investigation on just what happened last night, and first time.

A/N: Not gonna lie, parts of this are downright ridiculous. I hope you enjoy!

 

 

ExpandJim’s first thought upon waking is that everything has gone completely, mysteriously, and catastrophically pink. )
the_deep_magic: (RESPECK KNUCKLES)

Title: Come to Bed
Author: [livejournal.com profile] the_deep_magic
Fandom: ST XI

Genre: pure PWP fluff (don’t judge me)

Rating: NC to the 17

Spoilers: none

Disclaimers: Not mine, never have been, making no money (in general – not just from the fic)

A/N: Unbeta’d. I just plopped in front of the computer and banged (hurr) this out at an ungodly hour of the night.

Summary: Like The Old Man and the Sea, the title pretty much gives away the plot.

 

 

ExpandSpock cannot remember the last time he slept. No, that isn’t true.  )


 

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