It was worth it just to learn some sleight-of-hand

I am so fucked, you guys. Some brilliant anonymouse keeps posting these hilarious AU snippets on the kink meme in which Chris has a 10-year-old kid and Zach is the live-in nanny. I usually avoid kid!fic at all costs, but these are not sappy or cutesy in the least. Well, maybe a little cute, but in a sassy-bitch sort of a way.

Anyway, the problem: I love it so much I sat down last night and wrote roughly 3,000 words of two potential kid!fics. Okay, about two-thirds of it is just Zach/Chris dialogue, but seriously. Then it was 3:30 in the morning and I was all "Shit, forgot to sleep." So I'm a little loopy now, but yeah. I might be writing Big Gay Kid!fic and I don't know how I should feel about that.

So obviously the last fic I posted was not the Halloween-ish crack that I promised, but I am still working on that. It keeps taking strange turns on me. Sadly, I won't have much time to write coming up -- I'm going out of town for the next two weekends, first to New York and then (hopefully) to LA. Let's all pretend that I'm really that cosmopolitan and this isn't a big deal at all and I'm going to do something glamorous instead of mostly hanging out in my sister's dorm room and my friend's apartment, respectively.

Also, as you may have noticed, I have discovered glitter text. This can only lead to bad things.

Dammit you guys, there are sparkly dicks behind me, aren't there?