Title: Turnabout Intruder in My Pants (1/7ish)
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: PG-13 (eventual NC-17)
Word Count: 3,250
Warnings: crack, overused fandom trope
Disclaimer: so very, very untrue
Summary: If the title didn’t tip you off, highlight for a spoiler… (skip) body swap
A/N: This is dedicated to the ladies of Beanfest 2010 – in alphabetical order – 1_lostone,
beedlebarg,
ewinfic,
halfbreedchild, and
nolikereally. They demanded I write this immediately, and I caved like a… spelunker? Sure, let’s go with that.