FIC: ST RPS -- A Good Hard Lei

Title: A Good Hard Lei
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 9,016
Warnings: very mild D/s, rimming
Disclaimer: so very untrue
Summary: AU – hula!dancer!Chris.  Yeah, you read that right.
A/N: Blame/praise 1lostone, littleboycalico, and zjofierose for this one, if they even remember prompting/Twitnabling it.  Good people of Hawaii, I apologize for exploiting your native culture as an excuse for porn, but to be fair, I have already exploited a variety of cultures as an excuse for porn.

( 'At this point I’m just trying to get through the night without jamming a little cocktail umbrella in my hand out of boredom.' )