Zat eez not my dog

RPF Big Bang drafted and sent to beta!  Now I can work on the seven gazillion other fics I owe everyone!  Including Turnabout Intruder!  And post pictures of my dog!  Who did NOT shit on the (nonfunctional) treadmill today!  Huzzah!

But not tonight.  Tonight I'm gonna color in a coloring book, maybe read for a little while (the Percy Jackson Olympian series, which is thus far underwhelming to me), and then bury my head under three pillows and sleep until Wednesday.

The long-awaited Plato Post

And now, what all some of you have been waiting for...

Have you met my dog Plato?

( If I tell you we call his crate Plato's Cave, will you respect me in the morning? )

So now you've met my dog, and I can tell lengthy stories about him instead of just randomly alluding to something because I haven't properly introduced him yet.  The latest is that the vet officially pronounced him Too Fat and we are trying to slim him down, the little furry sausage, but he keeps eating Big Dog's food.  Warning: you're probably going to get a lot of "Dammit, Little Dog, why did you have to _____?" posts, but I will make amends by posting adorable pictures.  If I can get him to sit still long enough for the camera.