I wouldn't even need a saddle

[the_deep_magic]

Meme from ladyblahblah: 1lostone (FML):

1. Comment to this and I will give you 3 people. [Tell me if you want to play]
2. Post this meme with your answers.
3. Provide pictures and the names of the 3 people.
4. Label which you would shag, marry and throw off a cliff

SHAG - ZQ

HOLY SHIT BALLS, LOOK AT THAT.  LADIES, WHO AMONG YOU WOULD NOT RIDE THAT TO FREEDOM?  That's all I'm sayin'.

MARRY - John Cho

My mom always said "If you find a man secure enough to ride around on a girl's bike with pink tassles, you marry him."  Well, okay, what she actually said was "If you don't stop picking, it'll never heal," but I knew what she meant.

THROW OFF A CLIFF - David Boreanaz

So, uh, I deliberately picked a picture of DB looking like kind of a douchebag, since I have to hurl him over a cliff and all.  Certain recent events make the cliff-hurling a much more logical choice (coughcoughcheatingassholecough), but I've never been that into him.  Booth, the character?  Yes.  DB?  Not so much.  When I was in high school, my best friend had a crush on him and I could never remember his name, so I started calling him "David Bass-ackwards."  I WAS SO CLEVER IT HURT SOMETIMES.

Some recs: beedlebarg wrote this eye-sporkingly amazing Pinto Regency romance AU called Flaming Hearts.  It is in the running for Bestest Thing Evar, right up there with freshly laundered towels and Jones Soda Berry Lemonade.  Also, if you are not reading her Welcome to Hades series, get right the hell on that.  Fair warning, though -- the latest part is a cliffhanger.  In other Pinto news, aliassmith wrote a criminally underpublicized fic called Bedtime Stories that is full of delicious dirty talk.  Go forth and fap, my fellow perverts!

Comments

[xanium.livejournal.com]

Ahaha I agree with your choices. ZQ is definitely the obvious choice for shagging.

Also lol@ Bass-ackwards XD

I would like to play this pls! :D

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Let's say... Simon Pegg, Eli Roth, and James Spader.

[running-hot.livejournal.com]

Comment comment comment! I wanna play >D

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Here you go: Chris Pine, Milo Ventimiglia, and Jensen Ackles.

[running-hot.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOUUUU I posted my response and it was really hard to pick, you jerk! But thanks XD

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

good lord that zq pic. unf. you recced both my birthday fics! and i'm going to do the same tonight because those are both the shit. as is welcome to hades.

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that pic is definitely one of my favorites. And holy crap, BOTH of those were for your birthday? You lucky bitch! ;o)

[ladyblahblah.livejournal.com]

Excellent choices, bb, but I think you mean the meme was from 1lostone. XD Unless I got so sleep-deprived that I posted something and immediately lost all memory of it, which I'm definitely not ruling out.

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you did. Don't you remember?

Kidding. I had a brain fart. All better now!

[mizubyte.livejournal.com]

ahahah i'll play

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Karl Urban, Pete Wentz, and Johnny Depp. Go!

[1lostone.livejournal.com]

haha I thought I gave you those! Well then I'll give you MOOOOAAAR!

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

No, it was totally you. It's just that you two... look so much alike? Yeah, let's go with that. ;o)

[1lostone.livejournal.com]

lol. Poor thing! :D


But DB is an asshole... I must have missed that story.

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Ugh, yeah. The story broke pretty recently. Not that I had a whole lot invested in him as a person, but... to cheat on your Playboy model wife while she's pregnant? Just go ahead and tattoo "douchebag" on your forehead -- everybody knows anyway.

[1lostone.livejournal.com]

oh omg wow. Now i feel less of a person. I guess I did make it easy for ya! hehe.

That cliff needs sharp pointy things at the end.

[zjofierose.livejournal.com]

*sigh*
i've had this open in my browser like all day so i could sneak peeks at that zq pic. can't look too long, might go blind...

ok, i'll play. :) but somebody has to tell the luddite how to insert pics into a post rather than just linking to them. sorry.

:D

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

I know. I sort of want to frame that pic and put it above my desk, but then I'd never get any work done.

To insert pictures in your posts, you first upload the picture to either your LJ scrapbook or a site like Photobucket. Then you copy the URL of the picture. From there, you can either paste it in the box that pops up when you click "Insert/Edit Image" on the posting screen, or you can do it manually by pasting the URL here:

<*img src="www.whatever.com"*>

Take out the *s. Hope that was clear enough!

Oh, and your choices are ZQ, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Jude Law.

[zjofierose.livejournal.com]

seriously. i toyed briefly with the idea of making it my background, but figured i'd only spend all day doing nothing but staring at my computer and blushing, so i'd better not. :)

thanks for the help! it makes perfect sense.

and dear me, what lovely lovely choices. i think i win anyway you cut it. ;)

[htebazytook.livejournal.com]

Hit meeee

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Ewan McGregor, Jason Bateman, and Hugh Laurie -- do it!

[htebazytook.livejournal.com]

UNF o shit this is gonna be hard lol