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Title: Jordan Has Two Daddies (2/2)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: kid!fic, domesticity
Disclaimer: manifestly untrue
Summary: When Chris gets an unexpected new family member, he calls Zach for help.

Back to part one

Expand'I mean, how did this happen? Is this real life?' )

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Title: Jordan Has Two Daddies (1/2)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 15,900
Warnings: kid!fic, domesticity
Disclaimer: manifestly untrue
Summary: When Chris gets an unexpected new family member, he calls Zach for help.
A/N: written for the lovely and generous [livejournal.com profile] darlapr0duction, who won me for the Queensland auction.  Thanks for your patience, bb!  Also, endless gratitude to [livejournal.com profile] ewinfic for some much-needed feedback and cheerleading.  Carlos the Makeup Guy™ belongs to her.

Expand'Did you get a puppy? You got a puppy, didn’t you?' )

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Title: Chris and Zach Go to a Nudie Beach (Or, A Penis in the Sun)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,379
Warnings: exhibitionism, public sex, mild painplay
Disclaimer: naked, oily lies.  Always wear SPF 30 or above and reapply regularly.
Summary: “Zach, take your clothes off.  People are starting to stare.”
A/N: written for Beedle’s Pinto Pornapalooza II: Naked Boogaloo, for the prompt "Exhibitionist Kink: Chris persuades Zach to visit a nudist beach with him..."

Pinto Pornapalooza II
Tummies! Banner by [livejournal.com profile] norfolkdumpling

ExpandI’m just saying, which one of us has a documented predilection for public nudity? )

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Title: The Steelrod Chronicles (2/2)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: brief Chris/OMC, talk of medical procedures, masturbation, ridiculous hats
Disclaimer: lies heaped upon lies
Summary: AU – 5 times Chris sort of regretted having a porn star as a roommate and 1(.5) time(s) he didn’t mind so much

Back to part one

Expand'Did you know that every gay or heteroflexible man in the greater Los Angeles area has a ten-inch dick?' )

the_deep_magic: A nightmare inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka! (Default)

Title: The Steelrod Chronicles (1/2)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10,407
Warnings: brief Chris/OMC, talk of medical procedures, masturbation, ridiculous hats
Disclaimer: lies heaped upon lies
Summary: AU – 5 times Chris sort of regretted having a porn star as a roommate and 1(.5) time(s) he didn’t mind so much
A/N: Originally posted anonymously at the [livejournal.com profile] ontd_pinto kink meme.  I’ve made a few minor edits and added an epilogue.

Expand'There is a… a creature in the bathroom.' )

the_deep_magic: A nightmare inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka! (Office Hours)
A college singing group visited my church tonight, and they started out with "Don't Stop Believin'."  Clearly, this can mean only one thing...

Photobucket


ExpandOne more macro under the cut )
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Title: Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells
Author: [livejournal.com profile] the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: D/s, mild humiliation, toys, bondage
Word Count: 3,651
Disclaimer: Lies.  Spanky, spanky lies.
Summary: They’re only using one toy tonight – if you don’t count the necktie binding Chris’ arms behind him or the one covering his eyes, and Zach doesn’t. 
A/N: Part of the Toy Box ‘verse, but should be able to stand alone.  Title and cut text from “Drumming Song” by Florence + the Machine

ExpandAs I move my feet toward your body / I can hear this beat, it fills my head up )

the_deep_magic: (The Todd says: "Pinto five!")
This is as much for my convenience as it is a rec list, but here are the WIPs on the [livejournal.com profile] ontd_pinto kink meme that I'm keeping up with:

Zach decides to be celibate
De Lantejoulas e Amor (Carnivale fic)
Darkness (paralyzed Chris and nurse Zach)
Challenged (the boys trade dares)
Tobin Visher Presents: Chris (amateur porn star AU)

Some other awesome completed fills:

Patterns/The Usefulness of Underwear (so much humping!)
Zach/Chris/OFC (Zach gets pegged with sparkle peen!)
Gabriele (Rodolfo seduces Gabriel Gray)
Rough sex w/bottom!Zach (bonus fluff at the end)
Zach runs an escort agency and Chris "auditions"

THIS FANDOM SPOILS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Title: Feels Just Like It Should
Author: [info]the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8,548
Warnings: teasing, bits o’ dirty talk and a wee spanking (if you squint)
Disclaimer: I don’t know these guys and this is most definitely not true.
Summary: In which a Wager is made and Donuts are consumed...
A/N: Originally written for [livejournal.com profile] medea_fic at the [livejournal.com profile] trekrpfexchange, reposted here with a few minor edits.  Title from that Jamiroquai song. 

ExpandIt starts in a bar in Sydney, after a few too many cocksucking cowboys. )

the_deep_magic: A nightmare inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka! (Everything's comin' up Zoidberg)
YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS.  LOOK WHAT [livejournal.com profile] deliciousny MADE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

ExpandUNDER A CUT BECAUSE IT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND IF YOU WEREN'T PREPARED )

I WANT TO PUT IT ON A BILLBOARD AND CHAIN MYSELF TO THAT BILLBOARD UNTIL ROCKY!CHRIS AND FRANK!ZACH BECOME A REALITY.

While I'm at it, if you missed out on the following fics at the Pinto anon kink meme, check them out:

Chris rubs against Zach's ass while they sleep

Uber-slutty bottom!Chris

Zach fucks Chris in front of a window (D/s)

There are many other good ones, these are just my favorites!  PINTO, FUCK YEAH!
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Title: Consumed
Author: [livejournal.com profile] the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,721
Warnings: Um… vore.  Yeah.  It’s what I would consider a very mild form of the kink, but if you need a few more details, highlight: (skip) (“big bad wolf” type roleplay – no actual cannibalism, I promise).  Also bondage, a bit of humiliation and gagging, and – of course – biting.
Disclaimer: No. No no no.
Summary: It's a fantasy he's toyed with for years, but really, how do you bring it up?  Mention that the whole Hansel and Gretel thing kind of messed with his head as a kid?
A/N: Well, this particular kink somehow managed to come up at Beanfest, and then [livejournal.com profile] adoorhasopened mentioned it the other day on Twitter, and I mostly just wanted to see if I could write it.  And I did, very quickly, before I could think too hard about it. ;o)

Expand'I could just eat you up' )

So...

Mar. 1st, 2011 09:57 pm
the_deep_magic: A nightmare inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka! (Everything's comin' up Zoidberg)
...who wants to write me an AU fic where Zach is vacationing in the wilds of Peru to clear his head and Chris is his rugged sherpa?

LLLAMAS.

AWESOME HATS.

STEAMY JUNGLE SEX.

AND LLLLAMAS WEARING AWESOME HATS.

DO IT DO IT DO IT.
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Title: Turnabout Intruder in My Pants (4/7)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: PG-13 (NC-17 overall)
Word Count: 2,655
Warnings: crack, overused fandom trope
Disclaimer: so very, very untrue
Summary: bodyswap!fic
A/N: There might be a bit of a delay before the next part.  D:  I’ll do my best to get it out in a reasonable amount of time, though (i.e. not two months). 

Monday / Tuesday / Wednesday

ExpandThursday )

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Title: Turnabout Intruder in My Pants (3/7)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: R (NC-17 overall)
Word Count: 2,554
Warnings: crack, overused fandom trope, a bit o’ angst
Disclaimer: so very, very untrue
Summary: bodyswap!fic
A/N: When I posted the last part, I forgot to thank [livejournal.com profile] ewinfic, who spent a significant chunk of time in New York encouraging me and assuring me that this could not possibly be the worst thing ever written in the history of time.  Thanks, m’dear!

Monday / Tuesday

ExpandWednesday )

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Title: Turnabout Intruder in My Pants (2/7ish)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,316
Warnings: crack, consent issues stemming from overused fandom trope (skip) masturbation while in someone else’s body without prior permission
Disclaimer: so very, very untrue
Summary: bodyswap!fic
A/N: Ok, I’m not entirely happy with this part, but I really think I need to just post it and move on with the story.  :oP  It may get revised before I cross-post.  And please read the warning if consent issues bother you.  I personally don’t find it squicky, but I’m certainly not looking to trigger anyone.  The good news is that I have the next part and a half nearly complete, so you won’t have to wait another two months (~shame~).

Monday

ExpandTuesday )
the_deep_magic: A nightmare inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka! (B: Roxy & Tony)

Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] zjofierose

Ten ships you are into now:
1) Mulder/Scully (X Files)
2) Quinn/Wade (Sliders)
3) Jarod/Miss Parker (Pretender)
4) Remus/Sirius (Harry Potter)
5) Dom/Billy (LotR RPS)
6) Jim/Pam (Office)
7) Booth/Bones (Bones)
8) Wash/Zoe (Firefly)
9) Kirk/Spock (Star Trek)
10) Zach/Chris (ST RPS)

ExpandI think I may have accidentally written fic )

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Title: Morning Glory
Author: [livejournal.com profile] the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,513
Warning: sleepy sex
Disclaimer: I know nothing of these men and their morning routines
Summary: In which Chris changes his opinion about waking up early
A/N: Just some porny fluff.  You’ve actually got a random line in [livejournal.com profile] ewinfic’s Kirks and Spocks to thank for this one (a gold star to the person who guesses it).  I'm still working on Turnabout Intruder -- I just keep getting plotbunnied by other stuff.

Expand'You're a lunatic.' )

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Title: Somewhere That’s Green (or, Suddenly Christopher) 3/3
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: underage sexuality (both are 17), past Chris/Beau and Zach/Matt, um… dental roleplay?
Disclaimer: I don’t know these people; this is complete fiction.  All lyrics and quotes from Little Shop of Horrors are courtesy of Howard Ashman
Summary: High school drama club AU

Part One / Part Two

Expand'Look, Chris, if you’re just doing this to, like, thank me or something...  )

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Title: Somewhere That’s Green (or, Suddenly Christopher) 2/3
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: underage sexuality (both are 17), past Chris/Beau and Zach/Matt, um… dental roleplay?
Disclaimer: I don’t know these people; this is complete fiction.  All lyrics and quotes from Little Shop of Horrors are courtesy of Howard Ashman
Summary: High school drama club AU

Part One

Expand'He’s quit putting scorpions down the back of my shirt, if that’s what you’re asking.' )

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Title: Somewhere That’s Green (or, Suddenly Christopher) 1/3
Author: [livejournal.com profile] the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 21,712
Warnings: underage sexuality (both are 17), past Chris/Beau and Zach/Matt, um… dental roleplay?
Disclaimer: I don’t know these people; this is complete fiction.  All lyrics and quotes from Little Shop of Horrors are courtesy of Howard Ashman
Summary: High school drama club AU.  Karl just rolled his eyes.  “Look, Zach’s my best friend, but he needs to learn how to deal with not getting the lead for once.”
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] trekrpfexchange Secret Santa for [livejournal.com profile] withthepilot.  Reposted here with some very minor edits.

Expand'Somebody's gonna die.' )

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