Title: Jordan Has Two Daddies (2/2)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: kid!fic, domesticity
Disclaimer: manifestly untrue
Summary: When Chris gets an unexpected new family member, he calls Zach for help.
Back to part one( 'I mean, how did this happen? Is this real life?' )
Title: Jordan Has Two Daddies (1/2)
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 15,900
Warnings: kid!fic, domesticity
Disclaimer: manifestly untrue
Summary: When Chris gets an unexpected new family member, he calls Zach for help.
A/N: written for the lovely and generous darlapr0duction, who won me for the Queensland auction. Thanks for your patience, bb! Also, endless gratitude to
ewinfic for some much-needed feedback and cheerleading. Carlos the Makeup Guy™ belongs to her.
Title: Chris and Zach Go to a Nudie Beach (Or, A Penis in the Sun)
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,379
Warnings: exhibitionism, public sex, mild painplay
Disclaimer: naked, oily lies. Always wear SPF 30 or above and reapply regularly.
Summary: “Zach, take your clothes off. People are starting to stare.”
A/N: written for Beedle’s Pinto Pornapalooza II: Naked Boogaloo, for the prompt "Exhibitionist Kink: Chris persuades Zach to visit a nudist beach with him..."
Tummies! Banner by norfolkdumpling
( I’m just saying, which one of us has a documented predilection for public nudity? )
Title: The Steelrod Chronicles (2/2)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: brief Chris/OMC, talk of medical procedures, masturbation, ridiculous hats
Disclaimer: lies heaped upon lies
Summary: AU – 5 times Chris sort of regretted having a porn star as a roommate and 1(.5) time(s) he didn’t mind so much
Back to part one
( 'Did you know that every gay or heteroflexible man in the greater Los Angeles area has a ten-inch dick?' )
Title: The Steelrod Chronicles (1/2)
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10,407
Warnings: brief Chris/OMC, talk of medical procedures, masturbation, ridiculous hats
Disclaimer: lies heaped upon lies
Summary: AU – 5 times Chris sort of regretted having a porn star as a roommate and 1(.5) time(s) he didn’t mind so much
A/N: Originally posted anonymously at the ontd_pinto kink meme. I’ve made a few minor edits and added an epilogue.
The Almighty Bean
May. 22nd, 2011 08:45 pmTitle: Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: D/s, mild humiliation, toys, bondage
Word Count: 3,651
Disclaimer: Lies. Spanky, spanky lies.
Summary: They’re only using one toy tonight – if you don’t count the necktie binding Chris’ arms behind him or the one covering his eyes, and Zach doesn’t.
A/N: Part of the Toy Box ‘verse, but should be able to stand alone. Title and cut text from “Drumming Song” by Florence + the Machine
( As I move my feet toward your body / I can hear this beat, it fills my head up )
Kink meme fills what I am following
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Zach decides to be celibate
De Lantejoulas e Amor (Carnivale fic)
Darkness (paralyzed Chris and nurse Zach)
Challenged (the boys trade dares)
Tobin Visher Presents: Chris (amateur porn star AU)
Some other awesome completed fills:
Patterns/The Usefulness of Underwear (so much humping!)
Zach/Chris/OFC (Zach gets pegged with sparkle peen!)
Gabriele (Rodolfo seduces Gabriel Gray)
Rough sex w/bottom!Zach (bonus fluff at the end)
Zach runs an escort agency and Chris "auditions"
THIS FANDOM SPOILS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Feels Just Like It Should
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8,548
Warnings: teasing, bits o’ dirty talk and a wee spanking (if you squint)
Disclaimer: I don’t know these guys and this is most definitely not true.
Summary: In which a Wager is made and Donuts are consumed...
A/N: Originally written for medea_fic at the
trekrpfexchange, reposted here with a few minor edits. Title from that Jamiroquai song.
( It starts in a bar in Sydney, after a few too many cocksucking cowboys. )
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I WANT TO PUT IT ON A BILLBOARD AND CHAIN MYSELF TO THAT BILLBOARD UNTIL ROCKY!CHRIS AND FRANK!ZACH BECOME A REALITY.
While I'm at it, if you missed out on the following fics at the Pinto anon kink meme, check them out:
Chris rubs against Zach's ass while they sleep
Uber-slutty bottom!Chris
Zach fucks Chris in front of a window (D/s)
There are many other good ones, these are just my favorites! PINTO, FUCK YEAH!
FIC: ST RPS -- Consumed
Mar. 17th, 2011 11:24 pmTitle: Consumed
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,721
Warnings: Um… vore. Yeah. It’s what I would consider a very mild form of the kink, but if you need a few more details, highlight: (skip) (“big bad wolf” type roleplay – no actual cannibalism, I promise). Also bondage, a bit of humiliation and gagging, and – of course – biting.
Disclaimer: No. No no no.
Summary: It's a fantasy he's toyed with for years, but really, how do you bring it up? Mention that the whole Hansel and Gretel thing kind of messed with his head as a kid?
A/N: Well, this particular kink somehow managed to come up at Beanfest, and then adoorhasopened mentioned it the other day on Twitter, and I mostly just wanted to see if I could write it. And I did, very quickly, before I could think too hard about it. ;o)
LLLAMAS.
AWESOME HATS.
STEAMY JUNGLE SEX.
AND LLLLAMAS WEARING AWESOME HATS.
DO IT DO IT DO IT.
Title: Turnabout Intruder in My Pants (4/7)
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: PG-13 (NC-17 overall)
Word Count: 2,655
Warnings: crack, overused fandom trope
Disclaimer: so very, very untrue
Summary: bodyswap!fic
A/N: There might be a bit of a delay before the next part. D: I’ll do my best to get it out in a reasonable amount of time, though (i.e. not two months).
( Thursday )
Title: Turnabout Intruder in My Pants (3/7)
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: R (NC-17 overall)
Word Count: 2,554
Warnings: crack, overused fandom trope, a bit o’ angst
Disclaimer: so very, very untrue
Summary: bodyswap!fic
A/N: When I posted the last part, I forgot to thank ewinfic, who spent a significant chunk of time in New York encouraging me and assuring me that this could not possibly be the worst thing ever written in the history of time. Thanks, m’dear!
( Wednesday )
Title: Turnabout Intruder in My Pants (2/7ish)
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,316
Warnings: crack, consent issues stemming from overused fandom trope (skip) masturbation while in someone else’s body without prior permission
Disclaimer: so very, very untrue
Summary: bodyswap!fic
A/N: Ok, I’m not entirely happy with this part, but I really think I need to just post it and move on with the story. :oP It may get revised before I cross-post. And please read the warning if consent issues bother you. I personally don’t find it squicky, but I’m certainly not looking to trigger anyone. The good news is that I have the next part and a half nearly complete, so you won’t have to wait another two months (~shame~).
Pairing meme
Jan. 20th, 2011 10:58 pmStolen from zjofierose
Ten ships you are into now:
1) Mulder/Scully (X Files)
2) Quinn/Wade (Sliders)
3) Jarod/Miss Parker (Pretender)
4) Remus/Sirius (Harry Potter)
5) Dom/Billy (LotR RPS)
6) Jim/Pam (Office)
7) Booth/Bones (Bones)
8) Wash/Zoe (Firefly)
9) Kirk/Spock (Star Trek)
10) Zach/Chris (ST RPS)( I think I may have accidentally written fic )
FIC: Star Trek RPS -- Morning Glory
Jan. 15th, 2011 05:08 pmTitle: Morning Glory
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,513
Warning: sleepy sex
Disclaimer: I know nothing of these men and their morning routines
Summary: In which Chris changes his opinion about waking up early
A/N: Just some porny fluff. You’ve actually got a random line in ewinfic’s Kirks and Spocks to thank for this one (a gold star to the person who guesses it). I'm still working on Turnabout Intruder -- I just keep getting plotbunnied by other stuff.
Title: Somewhere That’s Green (or, Suddenly Christopher) 3/3
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: underage sexuality (both are 17), past Chris/Beau and Zach/Matt, um… dental roleplay?
Disclaimer: I don’t know these people; this is complete fiction. All lyrics and quotes from Little Shop of Horrors are courtesy of Howard Ashman
Summary: High school drama club AU
Part One / Part Two( 'Look, Chris, if you’re just doing this to, like, thank me or something... )
Title: Somewhere That’s Green (or, Suddenly Christopher) 2/3
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: underage sexuality (both are 17), past Chris/Beau and Zach/Matt, um… dental roleplay?
Disclaimer: I don’t know these people; this is complete fiction. All lyrics and quotes from Little Shop of Horrors are courtesy of Howard Ashman
Summary: High school drama club AU
Part One( 'He’s quit putting scorpions down the back of my shirt, if that’s what you’re asking.' )
Title: Somewhere That’s Green (or, Suddenly Christopher) 1/3
Author: the_deep_magic
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 21,712
Warnings: underage sexuality (both are 17), past Chris/Beau and Zach/Matt, um… dental roleplay?
Disclaimer: I don’t know these people; this is complete fiction. All lyrics and quotes from Little Shop of Horrors are courtesy of Howard Ashman
Summary: High school drama club AU. Karl just rolled his eyes. “Look, Zach’s my best friend, but he needs to learn how to deal with not getting the lead for once.”
A/N: Written for trekrpfexchange Secret Santa for
withthepilot. Reposted here with some very minor edits.