One day it's going to be a chainsaw and a hand grenade (sans pin)

[the_deep_magic]

Okay, I don't know how many of you are "Penguins of Madagascar" enthusiasts, or simply familiar with the penguins from the movie... Madagascar, but you know Rico, the one who doesn't talk but routinely belches up weapons in times of need?  That might be my dog.

The other day, I caught him with what looked like a Q-tip in his mouth, but it wasn't, it was a match.  A white-tipped match, not torn from anything, just on its own.  And we're 99% sure the only matches we have in the house are either red-tipped or in matchbooks.  This isn't the first time he's shown up with something inexplicable in his mouth, either.  Little Dog, what are you doing?

Well, yes, there's that.

BTW, I think I've found the secret to not feeling steamrolled by yoga: there is an optimal snacking window between one hour and fifteen minutes and one hour before class begins.  Snack too early and I feel woozy by the fourth sun salutation; snack too late and I have to concentrate on not accidentally horking up peach-and-passionfruit Greek yogurt all over my little purple mat.

And now for something completely different: YOU GUYS, CELIBATE!ZACH FIC IS BEING UPDATED AGAIN ON THE KINK MEME.  WE LIVE IN EXCITING TIMES.  And I'm sure the author totally loves me mentioning this in the same post as stinky dogs and yoga barf.

Comments

[marlee813.livejournal.com]

One of my dogs does that too! He'll be in the backyard and find the weirdest crap ever. Pieces of paper, beer cans, a huge rat once lol... and no idea where the stuff came from considering my back yard is always super clean... crazy animals. Lol.

[medea-fic.livejournal.com]

HALLELUJAH!!!! I loved that fic.

Has Tobin Visher been updated? I could go look, but I am laaaaazy.

Your doggle has the cutest little face. :)

[marlee813.livejournal.com]

It was updated on the 4th :)

[medea-fic.livejournal.com]

\o/ !!!

[eefreeboo.livejournal.com]

Look at that little face! He and Noah would have a fine time together I'm sure (while you and his daddy discuss yoga, or whatever else takes your fancy ;P)

Thanks for the Celibate!Zach notice, I'd forgotten all about that fic! I did notice Tobin Visher was updated again though, yay!

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

Plato and Noah? Oh lord. Plato would probably try to hump Noah and/or lick the inside of his ears, bite his cheeks, etc. and Noah would have to eat him. Totes worth it for the conversation with ZQ, though. ;o)

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

oooh, thanks for the update on that fic. i was following it for a while until it just stopped, but i was hoping it would someday be continued!

as for the dog, the match tip might have gotten bleached in his mouth or stomach? the other day, my dog Worf barfed up...ya know what, I'm gonna save this story for the TMI post...

[the-deep-magic.livejournal.com]

I... may have ferreted out the author and kicked her ass. Several times. I WANT MY CELIBATE!ZACH (TO BE DEBAUCHED), DAMMIT!

I don't know about the match getting bleached... there was no trace of color and it looked significantly smaller than the other matches we keep in the house...