Okay, I don't know how many of you are "Penguins of Madagascar" enthusiasts, or simply familiar with the penguins from the movie... Madagascar, but you know Rico, the one who doesn't talk but routinely belches up weapons in times of need? That might be my dog.
The other day, I caught him with what looked like a Q-tip in his mouth, but it wasn't, it was a match. A white-tipped match, not torn from anything, just on its own. And we're 99% sure the only matches we have in the house are either red-tipped or in matchbooks. This isn't the first time he's shown up with something inexplicable in his mouth, either. Little Dog, what are you doing?
Well, yes, there's that.
BTW, I think I've found the secret to not feeling steamrolled by yoga: there is an optimal snacking window between one hour and fifteen minutes and one hour before class begins. Snack too early and I feel woozy by the fourth sun salutation; snack too late and I have to concentrate on not accidentally horking up peach-and-passionfruit Greek yogurt all over my little purple mat.
And now for something completely different: YOU GUYS, CELIBATE!ZACH FIC IS BEING UPDATED AGAIN ON THE KINK MEME. WE LIVE IN EXCITING TIMES. And I'm sure the author totally loves me mentioning this in the same post as stinky dogs and yoga barf.
The other day, I caught him with what looked like a Q-tip in his mouth, but it wasn't, it was a match. A white-tipped match, not torn from anything, just on its own. And we're 99% sure the only matches we have in the house are either red-tipped or in matchbooks. This isn't the first time he's shown up with something inexplicable in his mouth, either. Little Dog, what are you doing?
Well, yes, there's that.
BTW, I think I've found the secret to not feeling steamrolled by yoga: there is an optimal snacking window between one hour and fifteen minutes and one hour before class begins. Snack too early and I feel woozy by the fourth sun salutation; snack too late and I have to concentrate on not accidentally horking up peach-and-passionfruit Greek yogurt all over my little purple mat.
And now for something completely different: YOU GUYS, CELIBATE!ZACH FIC IS BEING UPDATED AGAIN ON THE KINK MEME. WE LIVE IN EXCITING TIMES. And I'm sure the author totally loves me mentioning this in the same post as stinky dogs and yoga barf.

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Date: 2011-10-19 05:29 am (UTC)