The One-Act Play: Act II

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Setting: a local Chinese restaurant. Mom and Dad have already gotten a table

Me: Hello!  Sorry I missed your phone call earlier.

Dad: That's alright.  I just had a question about The X Files.

Me: Go for it.

Dad: Who is Diana Fowley?

(awkward pause)

Me: I can't say that word at the dinner table.

Fin.

Also, Thing That Pisses Me Off #3749: obnoxiously cute couples who get professional (non-wedding) photos taken together and post them all over the internet to show everyone how perfect they are.  I'm not one of those people that's always got to have a significant other, but come on.  Especially when I know she stole him from a "friend" in the first place.

Ahem.  Forgive me, it's been a bit of a bad... decade.  So now, do I watch Akira Kurosawa's masterpiece The Seven Samurai, or the Simpsons Tree House of Horror 16?  I think you know the answer to that.

Oh, yes, the train trip!  Great fun, except I came very close to strangling Shannon in an Au Bon Pain next to the FBI building.

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Done and done!