4 A.M. Conversations

[the_deep_magic]

Me: ::typety typety type::

Zach: Hey.

Me: Hmm?

Zach: Chris and I talked it over, and we'd like to skip straight to the fucking now.

Me: Don't you want to banter some more first?

Chris: Nope

Zach: Uh-uh.

Chris: The fucking.  Right to it.

Me: Wait, whenever I want you guys to fuck, it's all talk talk talk, and now all of a sudden you want to skip that?

Zach: You got it!

Me: But I have, like, backstories for you and everything.

Chris: Also, I want him to boss me around a little bit.

Me: Well, that's not really what I'd--

Zach: ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH.

Chris: Too much.

Zach: Really?

Chris: Yeah.

Zach: Sorry.  How about, 'get down on your knees, Christopher.'

Chris: Mmm, much better.

::kissy noises::

Me: Not HERE, I have to-- Well, okay, what the hell.  Put a towel down first.

Comments

[lousy-science.livejournal.com]

They do this to me, too, you know (slags). Kirk and Spock? I find much more difficult to manoeuvre into the sack, but this pair - like rabbits.

[shutterbitch.livejournal.com]

ROFL.

They're demanding that way, aren't they? It's like they put riders in their contract or something.

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

mine's more like:

"Okay, you guys just fucked, now what do you want to-"

"MORE FUCKING!!!!!"

"...yeah, okay."

[verizonhorizon.livejournal.com]

You crack me up. I am smiling really big right now. Thanks for the look inside your brain!

[ewinfic.livejournal.com]

It really is awfully easy to get them into bed. Embarrassing, sometimes.

[beederiffic.livejournal.com]

I'm glad everyone else seems to find it easy. It's like herding cats for me.

[ewinfic.livejournal.com]

That's because you constantly write AU's, bb. It takes a whole different universe for them to find it difficult to fall into bed. :D

[littleboycalico.livejournal.com]

God, these two. I like that you offer them backstories, as if you were bribing children with cookies.

[orphica.livejournal.com]

For me, Chris always just wants to talk first. Forrreeevvverrrr. We should slice our problem in half and trade the slice.