4 A.M. Conversations

[the_deep_magic]

Me: ::typety typety type::

Zach: Hey.

Me: Hmm?

Zach: Chris and I talked it over, and we'd like to skip straight to the fucking now.

Me: Don't you want to banter some more first?

Chris: Nope

Zach: Uh-uh.

Chris: The fucking.  Right to it.

Me: Wait, whenever I want you guys to fuck, it's all talk talk talk, and now all of a sudden you want to skip that?

Zach: You got it!

Me: But I have, like, backstories for you and everything.

Chris: Also, I want him to boss me around a little bit.

Me: Well, that's not really what I'd--

Zach: ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH.

Chris: Too much.

Zach: Really?

Chris: Yeah.

Zach: Sorry.  How about, 'get down on your knees, Christopher.'

Chris: Mmm, much better.

::kissy noises::

Me: Not HERE, I have to-- Well, okay, what the hell.  Put a towel down first.

Comments

[ewinfic.livejournal.com]

It really is awfully easy to get them into bed. Embarrassing, sometimes.

[beederiffic.livejournal.com]

I'm glad everyone else seems to find it easy. It's like herding cats for me.

[ewinfic.livejournal.com]

That's because you constantly write AU's, bb. It takes a whole different universe for them to find it difficult to fall into bed. :D